Sean Spicer is so much nicer
When the questions are not too hard
Cause everyone knows it’s a tough row to hoe
Answering to the loudest dog in the yard
He’s into his ratings, but he’s no longer dating
The Mrs. prefers it that way
And he never tried to score like those women said before
Its just what the media likes to say
We’ve got New Speak
Alternative facts
Now its group think
And Spicer’s on Attack
If you got the DC blues
Just call it all fake news
And maybe you can bend a little bit of reality
But don’t you tread on me
Freedom is slavery, believe all that we say
Big Brother’s on the telescreen
You can read it on Breitbart, truth is fine art
And things are not quite like they seem
Take Beauregard Sessions never spoke with the Russians
It matter’s not what oath you make him take
That old politician tried to impeach Clinton
For doublespeaking the same mistake
We’ve got New Speak
Alternative facts
Now its group think
Bullshit in their tracks
If you got the DC blues
Just call it all fake news
And maybe you can bend a little bit of reality
But don’t you tread on me
It’s all up to Winston to try to convince them
Everyone must help to find the truth
Cause Donald told him its your job to fool them
Sean go out and discredit their proof
Cause this dog is more equal, agree or Steve will
Banish you from the room
I want no hard questions from your direction
Or you’ll be in the hallway watching on zoom
We’ve got New Speak
Alternative facts
Now its group think
And Donald’s on his back
If you got the DC blues
Just call it all fake news
And maybe you can bend a little bit of reality
But don’t you tread on me
Don’t you tread on me
Don’t you bullshit me